The Knicks (0-3) took the loss of Mitchell Robinson so hard that they started shooting like him. We admire the heart, but question the reason for imitating an actor who returns the same percentage with or without a cover. Tonight, the team, whose offense is drunk and falls off the float, hosts the Detroit Baker (3-0) at Madison Square Garden. If New York shoots well from deep, their O-rating will just climb out of last place. And if Mikal Bridges totals six points, everyone in the discussion wire wins no prize. Our budget can’t afford a chicken sandwich.
The Bakers’ last team is undefeated in the East, but vulnerable without the services of Ausar Thompson and Jalen “Contract Diva” Duren. Both are sidelined by injuries while hoping or carrying giant bags of money. Tip off is 8 pm EST on NBC. The thread is your game. this is Detroit Bad Boys. Please do not post large images, GIFs, or links to illegal streams in the thread. Honor your humanity. Go and the Knicks!
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